[Warning: contains yaoi nonsense.]

So I was thinking back to this Spring Break when I was at Disney World. And I had no internet. What kind of sick place has no internet? I don't know. Anyways. I rely mostly on fanfiction to keep me amused through the long, lonely nights, and I was left without it. So what did I do? I phoned a friend.

We surfed around through Fanfiction.net until we found the filthy South Park fanfictions- they make me LOL rather hard when I read the summaries...like, as an example- not a real example, mind you, and I'm sorry if it sounds like one, because this is off the type of my head:

EHEM.

Kyle, overcome by teenage angst and beaten by his parents, starts cutting, and only one person can save him! Craig!

Me: WTF?

Anyways, I digress, we found a reasonable one. It was a Cartman/Butters- and before you say something rude CARTMAN IS MY FAVORITE GODDAMN IT. And it was very in character. Well, in a way, I mean, they were in high school, so it's sort of guess and check, but could I see them all doing pot one day? Yes, yes I could. Butters with Hello Kitty paraphernalia? All good with me. The point was, it was a very, very good fanfiction, and I'd love to give you the title, and, respectively, the author's name.

But there's a catch.

It was totally filthy at points. And I'm really wondering how we read, with a straight face, over the phone, at a good, clean, family fun place like Walt Disney World, a smutty fanfiction, containing a girly little Hellokittypussyboy and a big fat meanie. T:

Desperate times call for desperate measures, kids.